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pleasefireme:

Please fire me. I’m a hostess and today a lady came in with a party of 20 people, claiming she had a reservation. She didn’t, but she still proceeded to yell at me and tell how bad I was at my job for 10 minutes. Her husband finally came over to see what the problem was, checked his phone, and said he had called a different restaurant by mistake.

hiddlestonss:

tonyshalube:

there should be an avengers tv show, but it should be filmed and executed like parks and rec.


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gayindustrialcomplex:

Being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage

goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life