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Parents:  be yourself
Me:  -is self-
Parents:  wait no


*points at straight couple* so which of you is the krabkrab and which is the alpha male


In “Monster Buddies”, when the cave starts shaking at the end, Amethyst just kinda flops over and folds completely in half and I just find that funny



women did not shave their armpits until 1920s and their legs until 1943 and both were the direct result of razor companies producing pictures of hairless women to sell razors.

please stop putting hairless women in historic movies just bc OH NO MEN MIGHT NOT GET A BONER WATCHING OUR MOVIE WE CANT HAVE THAT

Every time I read historical fiction that refers to ‘smooth legs’ I imagine the hair is so thick and soft the leg seems smooth.