dinnerpartydan:

That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.

its funny because people think im quiet

but im just listening to everyones conversations

and figuring out your weaknesses

and ill use them against you to get further in life

because i hate everyone

nobrainslob:

grotle:

if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave an acoustic guitar out

‘i don’t know if you’ve heard of this one’ *opening chords to wonderwall*

multipack:

the bible said adam and eve not socks and sandals