Plaid Tumblr Themes

sentientarboroform:

spiritsflame:

If whats happening in Ferguson was happening to an all white community, it would be called a dystopian novel

#and all actions against the police would be heroic and daring#and the plucky white protags would be encouraged to use violence to stop the injustice

bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

neyruto:

my cat wont play football do you think he is gay

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

idc if we’re mutuals if i see blue ivy slander you’re getting cut from the winning team real quick. there is nothing nastier than grown, mentally aware people insulting a child for a cheap laugh. you’re not funny. you’ve never been funny. and i hope you can get over whoever hurt you so bad

crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

crash-mcbarason:

tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
L I M I T E D N I P P L E S

basedgosh:

earthnation:

y’all are so annoying about dogs tbh i see posts like “there’s probably a doggy all the way across the world wagging its tail right now I have butterflies” get a job u fuckin hippies

image

face-down-asgard-up:

it’s been a long week

but remember

fred phelps has been burning in hell for 156 days now

image

catholicnun:

my g spot is located about 2 inches inside your wallet